Author: wabbus
Vulak Who?
First off, I still think this guy is one of the coolest looking bosses ever in Everquest.
I heard a rumour of some bloke called Vulak. Apparantly he lives in North Temple of Veeshan.
Until tonight I think the current score was about Vulak 23 Pikeys 0 but nothing ever really stays the same for long.
In all honesty I think we were all getting pretty fed up being his dinner repeatedly so had
to meet out some very violent and bloody retribution.
Mind you a lot of dying was had by us as well this night but in the end WHAM!!!!!
And to be quite honest in the end he was piss easy. Erm, quite easy. Ack.
<looks about nervously>
ok he was bloody hard actually. Hehe
Ye gads, i think the achievment spam is actually getting worse with each fight.
Eventually I will post a news update which will consist of
a screenshot of SPAM followed by GLUG!!!!!!
Never to be heard of again.
Anyway, enough of such frivolity and well frivolity. I like that word whatever it means.
Onto Da Loot.
I would now normally say TTFN until the next expansion, or by some miracle something
exciting happening I can post about, BUT there are lots of rumours going about just
now about more ROF content, maybe an extra Tier or 2 or more Tier 2 raids.
I don’t know what Sony have planned and to be frank I don’t think Sony have a clue either.
I know well that’s for another news update.
Anyway once the new stuff that may or may not exists is released I will post something. 🙂
KingXorbb is dead, Long live the King
Well it has been a pretty busy and very successful week so far.
First off I am convinced Purr has started feeding her warder steroids in her milk.
For goodness sake Purr, that’s a bit ridiculous. :p
Ok then, moving on –
Such a cool pet even if I do say so myself. hehe. Sorry, I simply couldn’t resist that one.
I wonder how many people will get the reference. <winks>
Ok Hmmm. Here we appear to have an Erudite disguised as a frog and riding a Pegassus.
Methinks there is a bit of confusion going on here.
This is really what we had to play with.
I know, what a bloody bunch of rabble. <ducks the rotten fruit> Hehe
Now I know this next item doesn’t really look like much but as they say looks can be deceiving.
1 Minotaur and 1 Brownie doesn’t really seem to constitute much but I don’t think anyone
told them that. Hahaha
Then after a while, a lot of death , major amounts of pain the Brownie got totally splattered and all we had left was
Fortunately the fight this minotaur put up was a tad laughable, maybe on a par with
the fight Garot would put up. hehe
A few minutes later and well you know what is coming. 🙂
Followed by (is it just me or are the achievments getting bigger and bigger on each event)
OMG Buffer overflow. This news post will self destruct in 5 seconds.
Hmm, for once Adroxia isn’t ninjaing the chest. She must have enough loot for a while now.
Ok now then, once we worked out what the hell we were doing we came up to this.
Now in my old days playing Advanced Dungeons and Dragons
(Yeah yeah I’m old, get over it :p )
Empty dank corridors with eyes at the end of them well.
They usually end in Mind that, What the fuck is that?
Erm, SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So we took it careful and absolutely nothing happened. hahahaha
Then we found this bloke hiding round the corner trying to sell sweets to the kids.
That was more than most people could really bare so we had to have a long chat with him.
After this chat he didn’t look so good.
And then things just went from bad to worse.
And of course after the last event I think Adroxia’s loot fetish really
kicked in again because as we are so used to. :p
Hehe cool antlers Adroxia. It’s the Festive Smexy Dark Elf with the little love hearts. 🙂 Makes you all fuzzy inside
Gads I feel a vomit coming on here. :p
Ok ok. It’s been a good night so far and I’m in a good mood. Hohoho and all that nonsense.
Anyway, after doing our best headless chicken impersonation and all running in totally
different directions, most of us running in the wrong directions we managed to
meet up with this bloke for a nice hand of canasta, a good whisky and a chat.
And of course to cut a long story short, he DIED. Hahaha. Ok
We died a lot more than he did but at least even when the score is
Xorbb 10000 Pikeys 1, The 1 counts for something great. 🙂
Then we got the obligatory SPAM all over the sceeen. I hope Sony are going to pay to have
the mess cleared up after all.
This was followed by such an impatient kitty. I need to get her some catnip and if that fails a large gun.
And no, the gun is for me to use on her and not the other way round.
Such silliness.
Ok and finally for all th ose of you that like this sort of thing.
Beware there is a lot of cool eye candy coming, so for those of you
with a nervous disposition I advise you leave the room now. 🙂
Ok I’m afraid that that is all the candy for tonight,
I’m sure there is enough there to satiate anyway.
Ok I shall say TTFN for now but I expect there to be some more good
news for all to peruse very soon.
ROLL on the rest of ROF expansion and more goodies.